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Is Justin Bieber behind the current anti Twilight backlash?
By Gwendolyn Snark
“Thank heaven for little girls, cause little girls get bigger everyday” – That French Guy, Maurice Chevalier, sang this song, but it’s unlikely Beiber will be singing this tune as the years launch him closer into early adult hood.
Thank Heaven For Little Girls (Gigi Soundtrack Version)
In fact, his already rapid movement from pre-teen to young man is putting a damper on his accompanying fan base. No, it’s not good that all those crazed Justin fans are aging every so rapidly every day as well. Nor is it good news for the decreasingly less talented Justin Bieber as his built in ‘Baby Baby’ market drops the barbies and starts researching all things supernatural.
These girls may still enjoy singing the wildly popular songs – but they must be getting tired of the consistently uninspired performances seen more and more frequently by the half-ling Justin, on stages more designed for some ‘uber’ party featuring other stars and celebrities or some mega event, and less oriented towards Justin himself.
How much longer will these star struck little girls be buying Tiger Beat and downloading the latest Justin Beiber ring-tones from this increasingly harder to identify with over-self-hyped child gone adult pop singer?
And will the interest of these current crazed Justin Bieber fans, have much life yet? Will the little sisters continue to identify with Justin as he gets older and older? Or will both the current Bieber fanatics and their little sisters grow up towards the more pressing and real physical changes moving towards them, as they catch a glimpse of both their own cycles as well as the cycles affecting both young woman and werewolf alike? Will they turn the page in their teeny bob mag and suddenly decide to join Team A or Team Will the more dangerous and exciting landscape offered by the heart throbs from Twilight-land, move these young ladies and the little sisters who look up to them forever out of their innocent child pop star fantasies and onto the more seductive and evolving world – where a common bond of blood and cycles – create new interests into a world of real fantasy, fueled by real physical changes, a common bond of blood, both real and in fantasy, and a deep connection with the cycles of the moon, and their own fears of discovery of who they will ultimately become, which varies not much from the vampires own misgivings in the light of day.
And once hooked on these characters, whether by print or Kindle or the magic of the Silver Screen – these young former Bieber addicts will no doubt abandon their Barbie Doll ways, finding no more satisfaction in those silly downward lunging moves of the lip-syncing Bieber on his tour of the day.
And this, we believe, may be why we speculate that the recent insidious campaign to discredit the Twilight Saga, through such websites as http://www.twighlightsucks.com, may actually be a plot organized by the Justin Bieber himself. After all, his prowess as a self-promoter and mega social media meister is legendary. Why not a little guerrilla marketing to slow down the loss of his bread and butter fans. Sure, there’s bound to be a few jocks, or other people who want to be anti-twilight who could be behind this too, but this author can’t help imaging a conspiracy behind the movement. Could Justin be behind the real push to slay the popularity of Twilight Eclipse and Twilight in general? Who knows – we just ask the question. What do you think.
If this pure conjecture is in anyway true, for we have no proof that thus current campaign to slam Twilight is really run by the puppet master of pop himself – but if we are right we beseech you to “Give it up Justin.” Not only have you milked your fame for all its worth ….and then some, your sweet voice and over produced pop music doesn’t hold a candle to the maturity and magic that is the Twilight saga.
Instead, we suggest you focus on starting on creating your own music company and become the manager of the next big pre-teen wonder boy. Don’t wait until the only gig you can get singing Baby Baby is at a Baby Shower or a second rate Dinner Theater.
Everyone knows Justin Bieber is the great self promoter. Maybe you should focus on lobbying for a stamp with your picture, or getting a coin from the US mint. Better yet – parlay your magic and find a mini-you and become a producer of the next great young pop star. The formula seems to have infinite power, even if the individual stars flames are fleeting. You’re not washed up, so long as you grow up and move on. Good luck Justin – but if you are the money man behind the Stop the Twilight Saga mania . . . bite me and millions of others.
Gwendolyn Snark writes for various blogs, including The Zizish Guide, and may be caught tweeting at Twilight Finds.
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